Turn the Savage Mode on with these Instagram Captions
Instagram captions are a great way to communicate with your followers.
But knowing the art of throwing shade in a subtle but smart is the kind of attention your captions on Instagram need.
Here are some witty captions that will make you the sass queen or king on Instagram:
- If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.
- It’s not necessary for everyone to like me. Not everyone matters!
- Too blessed to be stressed.
- I’m cool. PS: You’re not.
- Sorry not sorry
- You are the puzzle piece to my Lego house. Basically, useless.
- My heels are higher than most people’s standards.
- Treat me like an option, and I’ll dump you like a choice
- Don’t test my patience, I have screenshots.
- When I get up in the morning, even the Satan cries.
- You cannot expect the world to be fair to you if you are fair. Would you expect a lion not to eat just because you didn’t eat him?
- Honey, even raccoons have standards.
- Is your trashcan jealous of the garbage that comes out of your mouth?
- Bro, you have an entire life to be stupid. Take a day off.
- Tell me when I asked for your opinion?
- If I wanted to hear from an idiot, I would’ve watched Sarah Palin videos.
- If I swallow scrabble pieces and barf it out, that would still make a better statement than what you speak.
- Let’s just say Darwin would not have written about evolution had he met you first.
- I was feeling dumb, but then I thought I am at least smarter than you.
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- Move, peasants.
- I use sass like an overly excited kid uses confetti.
- Making ‘em stop and stare.
- Where ya lookin’? I’m the view
- I like my chocolate how I like myself. Dark, bitter and too classy for you.
- I rolled my eyes up so hard I have become Mad Eye Moody
- I can remove most of your beauty from a wet wipe.
- You are so plastic, even China denied they made you.
- I know my personality is lit.
- You were better in my worst nightmares.
- I feel like my attitude has an attitude of itself.
- You know, hating me won’t make your sad life any better.
- I’m simple to understand. Like quantum physics.
- Note to self: You good, get going.
- Look at the last care I just gave.
- You’re Lindsay Lohan, which means you’re old news.
- You say I changed. Good for me.
- It wasn’t my fault for being a rainbow if you were colour-blind
- Life is not always pleasant, but your outfit should be.
Sassy Lyrics for Instagram Captions
- He says, ‘Don’t throw away a good thing’/But if he drops my name, then I owe him nothin’/And if he spends my change, then he had it comin’-Taylor Swift
- You mixed the wrong guys with the right intentions-Calvin Harris
- Didn’t they tell you that I was a savage?-Rihanna
Also check out: All the times Rihanna owned interviews.
- “I’m just sayin’, you could do better”-Drake
- Thanks for the memories, even though they weren’t so great-Fall Out Boy
- “My mama don’t like you, and she likes everyone”-Justin Beiber
- “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright
- “But then I see your face. Oh, that was someone else”-Selena Gomez
- “Fleek the definition of me. I keep it in check papi. I am a whole different breed”-Cardi B
- “Baby, I am a nightmare dressed like a daydream”-Taylor Swift
- “You ain’t never seen a fire like the one I’ma cause”-Beyonce
Quotes That Are Downright Mean but Worth It
- “Don’t talk out loud; you lower the IQ of the whole street.”-Sherlock
- “A lion doesn’t concern himself with the opinions of a sheep.”-Tywin Lannister, Game of Thrones
- “Power is power”-Cersei Lannister, Game of Thrones
- “I don’t take pictures with commoners.”-Scott Disick, KUWTK
When it comes to being savage, Scott Disick has had many more awesome comebacks.
- “I am sorry I am so pretty and that all the girls are jealous of me” Gretchen, Mean Girls
- “Sorry should I call a wambulance?”-Lily, Modern Family
- “I have an idea for you: quit”-Blair, Gossip Girl
- “I love you, but I love me more”-Samantha, Sex and the City
- “Listen up, fives! A ten is speaking”-Jenna, 30 Rock
- “I have never ever ever met someone I believe in..as little as you”-Gordon Ramsay
- “All right, no husband”-Lisa Simpson
- “I’m not even going to lie, I love me so much.”-Kanye West
- “That’s my secret. I am always angry”-Hulk, Avengers
- “My superpower? I am rich”-Bruce Wayne, Justice League
- “Go home, squidward”-Ironman, Avengers
- “Hop in loser, we’re going shopping”-Regina George, Mean Girls
- “I have a theory that if she cuts all her hair, she will look like a British boy”-Cady Heron, Mean Girls
- “Good luck marrying me”-Chandler, FRIENDS
- “Oh sweetie, you are so wrong. It makes me want to cry a little”-Mrs Forman, That 70s Show
- “I am the human form of the 100 emoji”-Gina Linetti, Brookly 99
- “I am an agent of chaos”-Joker, The Dark Knight
- “Seriously? That feels right to you?”Diane, Black-ish
2018 is the year of sass, and never be shy to use it. If all the celebrities do it, why can’t you?
Savage captions for Instagram are not just good for throwing shade, but also make your followers remember you for being different and funny.
Forget modesty, being savage is the in-thing.
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